WEEK SEVEN REPORT:
Things fell off a bit with The Amish Fat Club in the wake of all the holiday madness. Hezekiah's last documented weigh in was on Friday, November 11th at Tommy Fox's in Bergenfield, NJ and the much-belated report is as follows.
 Hezekiah does the Macarena on the DuraScaleTM
After doing the scale-dance for a few moments, his weight was... (hold your mouse over the scale to find out)

That is a grand total of 40 POUNDS!! That's a lot of snack cakes, people! There is a marked difference in Hezekiah's appearance and energy at every show. When we first launched the Amish Fat Club, we put up a "before & after" type photo comparing Hezekiah's physique back in 2003 to March of 2005. Reviewing the photos, it is shocking to see how much Hezekiah looks closer to how he did in the first photo! Submitted for your consideration:
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